girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

whenyouwishupondisney:

crazylydia:

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER???


Awwwwww

whenyouwishupondisney:

crazylydia:

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER???

Awwwwww

(Source: g-iggle)


tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form


(Source: neijahlanae)


radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS


landorus:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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i dont deserve this


telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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(Source: telapathetic)


peetarue:

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right


clouds-crossing:

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I had a lot of fun doing my mini giveaway so I thought why not do another but have two winners this time!

Prizes (1st place winner)

  • Newsprint Helmet
  • 300k (300,000) Bells
  • 10 Baskets full of Perfect Cherries (90 Perfect Cherries)

Prizes (2nd place winner)

  • Newsprint Helmet

wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS